1 00:00:01,770 --> 00:00:04,510 Dude, this is not my fault. 2 00:00:05,170 --> 00:00:08,090 It never fucking rains in Los Angeles. 3 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:14,190 We wouldn't have gotten caught if you wouldn't have broke the fucking 4 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:18,270 Dude, it was like fucking 60 mile an hour winds. It was a hurricane out 5 00:00:18,330 --> 00:00:19,990 dude. It was LA. 6 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:22,410 It wasn't raining that bad. 7 00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:24,650 Atmospheric river. Did you see the fucking news? 8 00:00:24,950 --> 00:00:29,170 Did you watch? Every fucking TV was planning the weather channel. Well, now 9 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:30,590 we're fucking grounded because of you. 10 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:34,870 Okay, well, fucking... It's cold in here. Yeah, your mom is a fucking 11 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:38,410 psychopath. I don't know why my dad is taking me into that shit, but... It's 12 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:44,890 your mom, too, so... Well, now, technically, but, like, stepmom... 13 00:00:44,890 --> 00:00:46,270 Doesn't matter. 14 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:51,110 Let's just go to bed, okay? I've had a long night. I just want to go to bed. 15 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:52,170 We're wet. 16 00:00:53,410 --> 00:00:54,830 Yeah, we have to take our clothes off. 17 00:00:55,850 --> 00:00:58,510 Mm -hmm, and we wouldn't have been wet if you wouldn't have broke the umbrella. 18 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:03,380 Bro! This is your fucking cheap, shitty, fucking come -and -go umbrella. 19 00:01:05,220 --> 00:01:06,560 Okay, and I didn't break it. 20 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:10,520 Dude, it was like literally fucking a 60 -mile -an -hour wind gust. How is this 21 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,240 as if an umbrella would have fucking saved us? 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,520 It was nasty. 23 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:14,820 You're so dramatic. 24 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:18,040 You're so fucking dramatic. You're the one that wanted to fuck around with the 25 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,120 umbrella. You're the one who broke it, and you can't take it out on the 26 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,940 building. I just want to go to bed. Tomorrow, they'll fucking forget about 27 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:26,060 They're wasted upstairs anyway. 28 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:35,670 So bad. I am not, I am not, dude, yeah, I'm fucking soaked. I'm not fucking 29 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:36,670 getting in bed like this. 30 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:43,270 I mean, fine, if you want to sleep naked, you fucking... You mean if I want 31 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,270 sleep with clothes on? 32 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:46,570 Yeah, if you want to sleep with fucking clothes on, fine. 33 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,450 But, like, this is ridiculous. 34 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:49,970 You're ridiculous. 35 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:51,029 You're ridiculous. 36 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:52,030 Get out of here. 37 00:01:53,050 --> 00:01:55,870 Like, look, feel this. Feel, feel, feel this. 38 00:01:56,330 --> 00:01:57,530 This isn't, like, damp. 39 00:01:57,730 --> 00:02:00,390 This is fucking, well, you can see, I can already see your nipples. 40 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,530 Why are you looking at my nipples? 41 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:05,950 Because, my point is, I'm not, like, trying to look at your nipples. Like, I 42 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:07,170 can't not look at your nipples. 43 00:02:07,650 --> 00:02:10,430 What do you mean? Like, your nipples are, like, basically out. Are you gonna 44 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:13,850 to bed or not? You're the one who wore fucking see -through clothes out in 45 00:02:13,850 --> 00:02:17,290 fucking L .A. in the middle of fucking, like... First of all, they weren't see 46 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,050 -through until you broke the umbrella. 47 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:22,230 Dude, I didn't even want to fucking do this in the first place. 48 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:24,450 Like, I did not want to come here at all. 49 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,800 And like, yeah, fine, okay, we're in LA, like, let's go out, but I'm not gonna 50 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,860 fucking, like... You're so fucking ridiculous. Let's just go to bed, okay? 51 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:32,860 done talking about this. 52 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:35,820 It's your problem. 53 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:43,820 So you're gonna... Leave on the other side. You're gonna get the bed wet? 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:51,480 Dude, what do you want me to do? Fine, I won't be this fucking... Ridiculous. 55 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:55,350 This is my side of the bed. You can sleep over there, okay? I'm not even 56 00:02:55,350 --> 00:02:57,290 fucking... Don't look at me. 57 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:01,310 You're probably gonna get sick now. 58 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:04,650 This is all your fault. 59 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:07,410 Fucking Christ. 60 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:10,070 Go to bed. 61 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:18,370 Fucking chicks. 62 00:03:19,170 --> 00:03:21,570 Stop looking! I'm not even... I'm just trying to turn the... 63 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:31,310 Not everyone fucking sleeps with the lights on, okay? You're so weird. 64 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:36,710 Dude, I'm so weird? You're the one who's afraid of the fucking dark. You're 19 65 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:37,710 years old. 66 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,090 What the fuck? You don't deserve it. 67 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,430 Fuck you. What the fuck? 68 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,570 I don't want to do it. 69 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,470 It's so warm under here. 70 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,460 What are you, are you fucking touching yourself? 71 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,419 Stop it. 72 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:32,940 Oh my god, after all of that, you're fucking masturbating? 73 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:36,980 Like, what a horny. 74 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:45,080 I mean, I'm also kind of horny. What, you like pulled your dick out. 75 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,160 I mean, okay, this is kind of crazy, but like. 76 00:04:57,550 --> 00:04:58,550 What if we get caught? 77 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:04,190 Well, it'll fucking piss them off. They fucking grounded us. Got his stuff in 78 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,970 this room. Come on. That's so wrong. 79 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:08,470 I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you. What's the matter? 80 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:09,770 What cares? 81 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:11,670 Fine. 82 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,290 What if they catch us? 83 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:21,810 What cares? 84 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:26,550 Dude, they're fucking... They're not fucking with us. 85 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,890 Your fingers feel better than mine. 86 00:06:08,289 --> 00:06:09,209 Teasing me. 87 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:10,950 What, you want it to feel cocked, you know? Mm -hmm. 88 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:12,390 Yeah. 89 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:24,810 You're just 90 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:25,810 very... 91 00:06:59,690 --> 00:07:00,690 you clearly don't 92 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:04,140 It feels safer to keep it in the family. 93 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,960 We're fucking two. No, we're fucked. 94 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,680 We're probably fucking two. 95 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,420 It's fine. 96 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,260 You're so annoying. 97 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,080 What do you mean me annoying? You're the one fucking masturbating dead. 98 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,860 You're the one who fucked me. Whatever. What did you plan to do tomorrow? 99 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:39,180 Get away from me. Oh, come on. I just used you. 100 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,700 You used me to masturbate? 101 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,800 Mm -hmm. Well, you can do it anytime. 102 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,400 You can go to my room next week. 103 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:50,740 I'll think about it. 104 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,580 You're such a... I hate you! 105 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,560 You're so annoying! 106 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,060 Where else am I supposed to sleep? 107 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440 The bathtub? 108 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,380 Don't piss me off again. 109 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,300 You got us locked in here. 110 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,540 Fine. 111 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,520 I'll sleep on the floor. 112 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:17,560 Goodnight.